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Story
Hi. Yes. It’s me. Ming.
Former professional mother, current retired queen, and full-time supervisor of your life choices.
Let’s get one thing straight: I did my time. I made the puppies. I carried the legacy. And now? I expect compensation. Preferably in the form of snacks, soft blankets, and immediate attention at all times.
I am 5 years old, hairless (mostly), and absolutely stunning. If you’ve never seen a Chinese Crested before, just imagine a tiny, warm, slightly judgmental little creature with fabulous hair in all the right places. You’re welcome.
I LOVE people. Like… a lot. You sit down? I’m there. You move? I follow. You breathe? I assume it’s for me.
Now, I do have a tiny hobby called ✨marking literally everything✨. It’s not a problem, it’s interior decorating. I like to leave little reminders that I exist and that this is my house now. You’re just living in it.
Also, I LOVE clothes. Sweaters? Pajamas? Tiny outfits? Yes. All of them. Please dress me like the fragile royalty I am, especially when it’s cold because—hello—I’m basically naked.
My Care Routine (aka My Non-Negotiable Spa Schedule):
💅 Skin Care (VERY IMPORTANT, READ CAREFULLY)
I require weekly baths because I am a delicate, glowing angel with pores. Yes, pores.
After my bath, I expect to be moisturized like a celebrity. Gentle lotion only—nothing that smells like a middle school locker room.
Oh—and sunscreen. If I go outside without it, I will simply perish (dramatically, of course).
Also, I have some blackheads. We don’t talk about them… but we do manage them like professionals.
🪮 Hair Situation
While I am mostly hairless, the hair I do have is fabulous and must be brushed. Mane, tail, little socks—keep them cute. I didn’t wake up like this.
🦷 Dental Situation (don’t panic)
I don’t have many teeth left. It’s fine. I don’t need them all.
But! The ones I do have need brushing at least a few times a week. I will also need a dental after my spay so I can continue giving you my signature slightly-toothless smile.
🧥 Wardrobe Requirements
Cold weather? I require sweaters. Pajamas. Possibly a blanket burrito situation.
If I shiver even once, I will remember it forever.
🚶♀️ Exercise (within reason)
I enjoy daily walks and indoor zoomies, but let’s not get carried away. I am active… but also committed to comfort.
🩺 Health Notes (because I’m fancy AND fragile)
I’ve got a little mammary mass that will hopefully be handled during my spay—so we stay optimistic and fabulous.
Also, keep an eye on my skin, my eyes, and my hips. And maybe don’t feed me chicken—it’s suspicious.
💊 Supplements (because I deserve glow-up energy)
Omega oils, vitamins, all the things that make my skin soft and radiant. I am basically a skincare influencer.
Final Thoughts:
I am sweet. I am loving. I am slightly high-maintenance—but in a worth it kind of way.
If you’re looking for a low-effort dog… keep scrolling.
If you’re looking for a tiny, affectionate, fashionable, slightly ridiculous companion who will adore you forever…
Congratulations. You’ve found her.
Now go get my lotion.
