My name is Elvira!

Hi- Elviras the name and purring is my game.  I’m a sassy senior, a pudgy panther, a junoesque jungle queen. I was born 12/1/2013 (best estimate). I keep my zaftig physique by lounging on sunny windowsills, sleeping as much and as often as possible and remaining at all times a lady, which means I don’t engage in any ridiculous running and jumping behavior like those other hairy heathens. My foster mom calls me lazy- how rude! I just have a preference for more enlightened pursuits such as laying in laps, having leisurely conversations and receiving adoring pets from my human attendants. I have always been in good health, as it is my plan to live forever and achieve world dominion.

I don’t care for dogs, and I’m not a fan of other felines, as neither are refined enough for my taste.

If you are looking for someone to be queen of  your house and take charge of ensuring creature comforts like salmon snacks and soft pillows are always at the ready,  I am happy to accept that role.

I am spayed, up to date on all vaccines including rabies, and ready for the role of house mistress.  My adoption fee is $80