My name is Northface!

Life sure knows how to deal out the short end of the stick, doesn’t it?

Take Northface, for example. The sweetest, most lovable fluffball you could ever meet, and yet he spent his entire life chained up like some kind of medieval prisoner. No shelter, no cozy bed, probably a few too many missed meals, and, let’s be honest, probably days without water too—because why stop at just one form of neglect? And just when you thought this tale couldn’t get any worse, imagine being rescued in the middle of a snowstorm—still chained up, of course, because consistency is key when you’re a terrible human being. But wait! There’s more! Because naturally, if his owner didn’t care enough to provide the bare minimum in life, they sure as heck didn’t care about something as "trivial" as heartworm prevention. So, surprise! North came out of this mess with heartworms too. So yeah, North's past? Certified garbage. But you know what? We’re done thinking about those human-shaped trash bags. Because North? He’s over it. He’s ready to leave his tragic backstory in the dust and move on to bigger, better, and much fluffier things—like a family that actually deserves him. So now, our mission is simple: find this ridiculously handsome, incredibly resilient boy the fairy tale ending he should have had all along.

Northface is a 4-year-old, 56lb Border Collie mix and—brace yourself—not a giant 90lb+ Pyrabear. I know, I know, shocking for us, but hear me out. For those of you who love fluffy, snuggly teddy bears but don’t want to upgrade to a U-Haul just to fit your dog in the car—North is your guy! And because he’s already 4 years old, you don’t have to deal with the “tiny land shark” puppy phase. In fact, when it comes to house manners, North is basically an honor student. He’s potty trained (gold star), kennel trained (another gold star), and—brace yourself—he doesn’t even get on the couch. Yes, you read that right. A dog who voluntarily respects your furniture. If that’s not proof of his unicorn status, I don’t know what is. Destructive? Nope. Randomly chewing on your shoes just to keep you humble? Not his style. Barking? He’ll participate in group discussions when the other dogs start, but he’s not the one stirring the pot. Basically, North is that rare gem of a dog who is good at literally everything—which is both amazing and slightly suspicious. Either way, he’s ready to grace some lucky family with his ridiculously well-behaved, non-Pyrabear presence.

When it comes to energy levels, Northface is rocking a solid 3 out of 10—which, for reference, puts him somewhere between a sloth that just ate Thanksgiving dinner and a particularly unmotivated tortoise. If you're looking for a jogging buddy... yeah, no. But if your dream dog is one who embraces the fine art of relaxation, congratulations, you’ve found him. Car rides? He’s chill. He’ll sit up, admire the view like a refined gentleman, and then dramatically flop down for a nap because sightseeing is exhausting. Leash walking? Well… let’s just say he’s still contemplating the concept. He’ll walk a few steps, then stop and gaze around like he just remembered he left the oven on. Is he a city explorer? Absolutely not. He’s more of a stay-at-home-and-vibe kind of guy. Walks? He might be convinced to participate, but only in the "walk a bit, sit down, and rethink life choices" kind of way. Honestly, he’d probably rather nap. As for noises? Loud sounds are very rude, and the mailman? Suspicious at best, a direct threat at worst. So if you’re looking for a dog with the energy of a caffeinated border collie, look elsewhere. But if you want a low-energy, slightly dramatic, car-napping, walk-skeptical, mailman-distrusting fluff nugget, North just might be your guy.

Northface is the definition of calm, cool, and collected—basically the James Bond of couch potatoes. He’d much rather be inside, soaking up the good life, than running around outside with his people. He loves his humans, don’t get me wrong, but if given the choice between hanging out in the AC or following you on some unnecessary outdoor adventure? Yeah, he’ll take the A/C, thanks. Toys? Meh. Chewing on random objects for fun? Not his thing. Bones? Now we’re talking. But fetch? Engaging in play with other dogs? He wants to… you can see the gears turning… but it’s like he missed the “How to Dog” handbook. He watches other dogs having fun like a kid at prom who didn’t learn how to dance—he’s interested, but he’s not quite sure how to participate without looking ridiculous. Honestly, North is still figuring out this whole "being a dog" thing. He spent so much time just surviving that the fun stuff is still a bit of a mystery to him. But hey, if you’re looking for a dog who’s more into chill vibes and existential contemplation than zoomies and chaos, North just might be your perfect match.

Northface absolutely worships the teenager in his foster home—seriously, in his eyes, she might as well be a celebrity. He follows her around like a devoted fan, just waiting for his next dose of attention. As for little kids? He hasn’t been around the tiny, sticky-fingered variety just yet, but given his love for pets and affection, he’d probably be all for it—so long as they don’t try to ride him like a pony. Cats? Oh, he’s got them figured out. He acknowledges their existence, notes their superiority complex, and then promptly decides they’re not his problem. Honestly, their dramatic glares and general disdain for life don’t faze him one bit. Dogs, however… well, that’s where things get interesting. See, spending your life chained up doesn’t exactly set you up for success in the “How to Make Friends” department. Some dogs? He thinks they’re cool. Others? He has very strong opinions—and let’s just say his method of expressing those opinions wouldn’t exactly be described as diplomatic. He’s still learning that not every dog-related disagreement needs to be handled like a reality TV showdown, but hey, personal growth takes time.

Northface is ready to grace your home with his chill presence, but first, you need to prove you’re worthy by filling out an adoption application at https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-app. Once approved, his foster family will give you all the glorious details about his lounging preferences and deep thoughts on life. But don’t get too comfy just yet—this fluffy masterpiece of a dog isn’t going to teleport to you. You’ll need to physically come to Hutchinson, KS, to pick up your new best friend. So gas up the car, clear out a nap-worthy space for him, and prepare for a lifetime of laid-back companionship. Apply now before someone else snatches up this expert-level homebody!