My name is LORD FARQUAAD!

Greetings, I am Lord Farquaad, the most noble of canines. My tale is as amusing as it is unique. Once upon a time, I was living the high life, enjoying the luxuries of a penthouse suite. One day, my human`s robotic vacuum went rogue. I, being the brave and smart dog that I am, decided to save the day. I hopped on it, planning to steer it away. Alas, my plan backfired, and I ended up riding it straight out the door and into the elevator. And that`s how I ended up here! Despite my misadventures, I`m a loyal, friendly, and mellow fellow. I`m just looking for a new partner-in-crime, someone who appreciates my curiosity and gentle spirit. Adopt me, and let`s create our own hilarious stories together!