My name is
Esther!

After being found as a stray, I’ve learned to appreciate the finer things in life. Heated beds? Yes, please. Fresh water at all times? Naturally. Three square meals a day? Only the best. Litter box attendant? Duh. I’m living my best life, and if you’re lucky enough to get me, I expect nothing less from you.

If you’re an adult who “gets me” and respects my boundaries, we’ll be besties. And other cats? Don’t even think about it. If I never have to see, smell, or deal with another cat for the rest of my life, it’ll be too soon. So, yeah, no other cats. Period.

I’m harness-trained but when allowed off-leash, I’ll race across the yard like a prison inmate who’s been granted a little extra "yard time.”

If you think you can handle my sass and indulge my luxurious lifestyle then maybe—just maybe—I’ll let you adopt me. But you better prove yourself first. Auditions will be held on a first-come, first-served basis. I’m not here for your mediocre attempts at pet ownership. Be worthy.