My name is Suzi!

"OK, hoomans, here's the deal. I lost my digs when my hooman moved into assisted living. I've tried my best to live with this other hooman, but she has FOUR other cats, and, well, they annoy me because they are young and noisy; and I am an old lady. I lived with my other hooman as the only cat. I was pampered and had full reign of my kingdom. Honestly, it was great. Now I've been at these new digs for over a year. I just don't like these other cats. I need a quiet environment with no other animals or noisy kids to live out my last days in peace. I don't like change. And I'm not gonna lie--it will be really hard for me to adjust again. I need a patient hooman who will earn my trust slowly. I don't like being handled. I just want a sun spot and a soft bed and some peace and quiet. It took months before I let the other hooman touch me. I might seem aggressive, but honestly I'm just afraid. Do you have a pet-free, child-free home where I can crash out my last years? Thanks!"