My name is Pistol!

Hi, I'm Pistol. So.....here's how I came to be here. I made some bad choices and decided to go shopping. How was I to know that puppies aren't supposed to go into Walmart?! I was hungry, and my cute little nose took me inside. Well, they called the humans in uniforms and brought me here.
I gotta say, it's not to bad here. They have dinner at the same time every day!! That's just crazy!! I never had that before!! I always had to find my next meal. My neighbors are kind of loud, but that's okay. I'm loud too. But then again, I'm just a baby. I'm supposed to be loud, lol!! The humans say that I'm young enough to be taught some manners, because I don't have any yet. Rude, but true. But I can get away with anything, right? Because I'm cute? That's what I'm going with anyways, lol!! Come get me before I learn some more bad habits, lol!!