My name is Clarabelle!

Hi! I'm Clarabelle. Aren’t I cute?

You may think you know what type of dog I am, but you'll never guess correctly in a million years. I’m actually full-bred couch potato!

It doesn’t take much to make me happy, so please don’t put me through the trauma of pretending like I have hobbies. I'm low maintenance and content to simply hang by your side. Adventure? Energy? VIGOROUS EXERCISE? Gross. The only adventure I'm interested in is a trek to the couch for a long winter's nap, thank you very much.

All you really need to know is that I'm a big fan of:
1. Sleeping
2. People
3. Blankets fresh from the dryer
4. Being the little spoon
5. Any combination of items 1-4, especially if snacks are included

See? Low maintenance.

My foster mom also told me to include words like "sweet" and "mellow" and "easy going" when introducing myself. I don't know what any of it means, but if she said it then it must be true.

So, if you’re looking for a ride-or-die BFF who thinks Cheryl Crow’s “If It Makes You Happy” makes a pretty damn good theme song... I’m your girl. In fact, I already love you so much that I’d prefer to be your only fur-child and can picture the matching Christmas PJs we’ll wear together. The photo ops will be endless.


P.S. For the record, I'm NOT lazy! I’ll never say no to an afternoon walk and if you've got good aim, I might even indulge in a game of fetch every now and again. All I’m asking is that you don’t put me down for that multi-day hike in the Everglades your co-worker told you about. I’m sick that day.