My name is Suzanne!

Dog name: Suzanne
Age: 2
Gender: Female
Breed: Pitbull mix
Weight: 53 lbs
Crate trained: Yes
Potty trained: Yes
Dog friendly: Slow intros
Cat friendly: Unknown
Kid friendly: Yes
Vaccinated: Yes
Spayed/Neutered: Yes
Heartworm: Negative
Microchipped: Yes
Energy level: Medium
Location: Fostered in Highland Park, Illinois. No out of state applicants, please.

Let me be dead instead.

This is Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren’s “after” post. The one where we show you how happy and healthy she looks since we rescued her. A lucky dog who escaped a euthanasia deadline, and is now grateful, and loving life.

Nailed it.

As you can see by her face…Suzanne fucking hates us. She’d rather be dead instead.

Since joining DHD, Suzanne spends her days crafting escape plans, and mass producing homemade shivs…which she strategically stashes throughout her foster home.

Suzanne is just biding time until her master escape plan “shank a DHD bitch” can be executed or she gets adopted. By applying to adopt, you can save a DHD volunteer from being shanked, and you can get Suzanne out of this hellish rescue.

Suzanne is a well rounded dog that is potty trained, crate trained, dog friendly, spayed, vaccinated, microchipped, and heartworm negative.

But wait…there’s more!

Her adoption fee includes her HBTH “eat a bag of dicks” collar, a leash, harness, orange prison jumpsuit, and a never been done before, shiv scavenger hunt! You’ll have 45 seconds on the clock to find as many of the Suzanne hidden shivs as you can. The more shivs you find, the more shivs you take home!

https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/DHDN/Dog