My name is
Maya!

Maya is a sweet, affectionate dog with a love of all things squeaky and dramatic sighs when she feels ignored.  She is a fan of dog treats and 90s alternative rock. A dog friend or two would be lovely, but smaller creatures are probably not a good idea since she is a big fan of chasing the fluffy rats at the bird feeder. She is house and crate trained, although trips to the crate must be amply rewarded with praise, something edible, and perhaps a Whole Foods gift card. A few brisk walks a day are enough to keep her happy, though she does like to spend time outside working on her tan. People who get pineapple pizza need not apply.