Hey, future family! I'm Tara, the 39-pound queen of zoomies and professional wiggler! I’m basically a four-legged party, and let me tell you, I am baffled—absolutely baffled—as to why I haven’t been scooped up yet. It’s like people just aren’t ready for this level of happiness in their lives. Saved from the grim fate of breed-specific legislation (yeah, I’m a survivor with a backstory, folks!), I’m here, tail wagging and butt wiggling, ready to bring maximum joy to some lucky human.
Listen, I’m super treat-motivated, which means I'm smart AND snack-savvy. You say "sit," I’m on it. "Lie down"? Done. Tell me to "crate up," and BOOM—I’m already there, sitting politely like, "Yes, hello, I’m an angel."
My daily agenda? It’s pretty straightforward: fetch (I’m a pro), zoomies (certified fast and furious), and strolls where I dazzle everyone with my leash skills. Sure, I might put on a little ten-minute concert when I first go in my crate, but who doesn’t love a little dramatic flair? After that, I’m out cold till morning, dreaming of treats and tennis balls.
And I get along with other dogs! Cats? Meh, live and let live, I say. Got kids? Older, considerate ones work best—I'm ready to be your kids' best buddy, just no roughhousing toddlers, please.
So, if you’re ready for endless fun, laughs, and cuddles, let’s make this official. Hit up my people so we can start this lifetime adventure. I’m here, wiggling and waiting!
November 9, 2024, 2:13 pm