My name is CHAISE!

Office Intern Chaise is due for his mid-term mentoring session – SO much has happened in his short time with us, and he’s joined us in some additional time off team building exercises.

We absolutely love that Chaise has been excited to join the team on two paddle boarding adventures now. His enthusiasm shows in everything that he does and we’re thrilled that he’s always willing to try something new. His balance was absolutely astonishing, since as far as we know he’s never done this before, but he could work on improving his gracefulness. His tactical dismount, though entertaining, was not done at the most appropriate time; thankfully, his very slimming life jacket helped him climb back on with only a small amount of embarrassment.

Chaise is showing his flexibility and interest in other departments, since he’s visited both Silver Springs State Park and KP Hole Park; he was a little disappointed to hear that KP Hole wouldn’t allow him to him to check out all their cool things, but he did understand that it wasn’t personal and was in the best interest of the gorgeous park and stunning river.

The dedication to self-improvement has impressed his officemates. If the afternoon, after closing, Chaise spends time zooming and parkouring around the yard, showing off his natural agility and balance. Sometimes, he moves before his brain has caught up and will often miss the target he’s trying to jump on, run past the ball he’s catching, and occasionally bump into inanimate objects as he tries to zoom by. We hope that he will focus on improving his self-preservation in the future as he very often leaps before he looks.

Chaise has been a reasonably well-behaved meeting attendee, though he will still sidetrack the meeting by his off-topic toy playing. He also insists that his diet allows for certain foods, like pizza or his coworkers pen, and refuses to believe otherwise.

Chaise is proven to have a some above average skills in demolition, though he prefers them to be referred to as interior design or art. Thankfully, he has (so far) kept his art projects to his own toys and beds, but he is certainly a super chewer. Chaise does still maintain that his bed did, in fact, spontaneously combust on its own and he was lucky to escape unharmed. We believe he only admits to his redesign of the second bed because he was caught in the act by one of our very own Humane Investigators.

Chaise has been doing well overall; however,