Yo, I'm Rex! I'm basically a furry cuddle machine with zero personal space boundaries. I'm 2 years old, 53 pounds of pure joy, and I will happily shred any stuffie you give me. My humans say I'm house-trained and crate-trained, which basically means I can hold my potty and sleep like a log all night. I'm super eager to please, and I take corrections like a champ—mostly because it means more treats! I can play fetch from sunrise to sunset. I have a Kong addiction—seriously, they're my binkies, and I carry them everywhere. Snacks are my jam, whether it's treats, popcorn, berries, or carrots. Oh, and chasing lightning bugs? That's my nighttime cardio. Loud noises freak me out, and I hate when my human leaves the room—like, where do you think you're going without me? I'm great with older considerate kids because I have no concept of personal space and can get a bit rowdy. Cats? Nah, not my thing. I'm obsessed with the chinchilla in the cage, but I think my prey drive is a bit too high for small animals. My dream job? Secret service agent, obviously. ;)
November 6, 2024, 10:29 am