Posted over 2 years ago | Updated over 3 weeks ago
Alias: “Juju” – named for my dramatic, full-face dives into kibble bowls
Occupation: Pirate, Professional Headbutter
Partner-in-Crime: My brother, Sydney (aka the other half of the Hellhound Duo)
Rocking a signature celebrity makeup look
Being sexily handsome (not our words... okay, maybe they are)
Sudden bursts of affection and comedy
Headbutts so strong you’ll feel the love
Surprise bites that seamlessly turn into mid-air licks
Teaming up with Sydney for synchronized silliness and slapstick brotherly antics
Funny, charming, and endlessly affectionate
Total cuddlebug when the mood strikes (and yes, I’ll let my human hug me!)
Super social, with a nonstop purr motor and a flair for dramatic trilling
Bowie and Sydney were rescued as a bonded pair from a high-kill shelter at the very last moment. They’ve been inseparable ever since and are looking for a home together where they can be safe, silly, and snuggly.
We never fight, even when sharing one food bowl — we literally take turns.
We LOVE food and are easily bribe-able.
We’ll follow you, surround you, and keep you company like tiny pirate bodyguards.
We adore pets and will show you with loud purrs and contented smiles.
We constantly explore, trill, and make the silliest faces.
Our comedic timing? Flawless. We're basically your live-in clown duo.
We’re goofy, expressive, and have distinct but equally lovable personalities.
We’re just waiting for the right home to let us live out our destiny as couch potatoes with flair.
If you're in need of two funny, affectionate, and truly one-of-a-kind companions — look no further. Bowie and Sydney are ready to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of love into your life.
