Posted over 2 years ago | Updated 1 month ago
Alias: The Snow White Monk with Irregular Curtain Bangs
Occupation: Toy Warehouse Manager, Full-Time Philosopher
Role at Work: Team Leader (others quietly observe me to figure out what I’m doing)
Current Project: Mastering the mysterious art of… flushing the human toilet
Partner-in-Crime: My brother Bowie (tolerated, loved, occasionally bitten mid-hug)
A one-of-a-kind white coat with two mysterious "tattoos"
Rocking a dramatic curtain bang look
Being a quirky, chill monk who sometimes forgets what he’s doing mid-task
Lying next to you or between your legs like a meditating sage
Pretending I don’t care (I do)
Thinking deeply… then doing something extremely silly
Silly, oddball, and wonderfully unique
A little reserved at first — but once I trust you, I’ll show you a whole new level of affection
A quiet companion with the occasional burst of weird genius
Learning to love and be loved is part of my journey — and it’s so rewarding to witness
Sydney and Bowie are bonded brothers who were rescued from a high-kill shelter in the nick of time. They’ve been inseparable ever since, and must be adopted together — their bond is deep, silly, and full of love.
We take turns eating when there’s only one bowl — that’s brotherhood.
We’re best friends and never play rough.
We’re total foodies and super bribe-able.
We trill, purr, and perform spontaneous clown acts for your amusement.
We’ll follow you around like a two-cat parade.
Our personalities are distinct but totally complementary.
We’re weird. We’re lovable. We’re yours, if you want us.
We're so ready for our forever home — a cozy space where we can sprawl, nap, and entertain our humans with our daily sitcom.
We’ve got pirate energy, monk wisdom, and a whole lot of love to give. Adopt us, and you’ll never be bored again.
