Hey there, I'm Spork – or as my foster hilariously calls me, Sporky Bork. Don't ask, it's probably best left as one of life's great mysteries! Sure, I may tip the scales at a hefty 18lbs, but hey, who's counting? Well, besides my foster, that is. They find it amusing watching me romp around like a big, fluffy goofball, but as long as it puts a smile on their face, I'm happy to oblige! Now, let's talk about my love for attention – it's like oxygen to me! Whether it's cuddles, chin scratches, or a never-ending supply of treats, I'm all in. But hey, who can blame me? A cat's gotta have his priorities, right? Living life as an outdoor aficionado, I've learned to appreciate the finer things – like basking in the sun's warm rays or chasing after imaginary prey in the moonlight. But now that I'm ready to settle down and enjoy the indoor comforts, I could use a paw-some weight loss assistant to help me shed those extra pounds. So, if you're looking for a furry companion who's guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and maybe even help you reach your fitness goals (or at least attempt to), look no further – Spork's your guy! Let's embark on this journey together, one purr at a time.
Spork =^..^= , DSH Black , Male , DOB 10/20/2019
Hey there, I'm Spork – or as my foster hilariously calls me, Sporky Bork. Don't ask, it's probably best left as one of life's great mysteries! Sure, I may tip the scales at a hefty 18lbs, but hey, who's counting? Well, besides my foster, that is. They find it amusing watching me romp around like a big, fluffy goofball, but as long as it puts a smile on their face, I'm happy to oblige! Now, let's talk about my love for attention – it's like oxygen to me! Whether it's cuddles, chin scratches, or a never-ending supply of treats, I'm all in. But hey, who can blame me? A cat's gotta have his priorities, right? Living life as an outdoor aficionado, I've learned to appreciate the finer things – like basking in the sun's warm rays or chasing after imaginary prey in the moonlight. But now that I'm ready to settle down and enjoy the indoor comforts, I could use a paw-some weight loss assistant to help me shed those extra pounds. So, if you're looking for a furry companion who's guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and maybe even help you reach your fitness goals (or at least attempt to), look no further – Spork's your guy! Let's embark on this journey together, one purr at a time.
Spork =^..^= , DSH Black , Male , DOB 10/20/2019