Valley stream, NY - Domestic Shorthair. Meet Chico a Pet for Adoption

My basic info

Breed

Domestic Shorthair

Color

Orange or Red Tabby

Age

3 years 9 months old, Kitten

Sex

Male

Pet ID

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Hair Length

short

My details

Shots current

Spayed / Neutered

My story

Here's what the humans have to say about me:

Hello Dear Friend of Felines! My name is Chico! Thank you for stopping by my page and checking me out. As you can see, I'm looking for my furever human and there's a small list of requirements I have when looking for "The One". You should know, an empty bowl makes me sad. I like my favorite foods twice a day. And it would also be nice if you left some dry food for me to graze and water for me to lap throughout the day as my hunger and thirst strikes me. When I'm relaxing after a meal or play time, I may want to snuggle up next to my human on the couch or sit upon "the One's" feet whenever the desire strikes me. I do enjoy a nice, warm body to cozy up to. I'm more than happy to come running when you call my name, but only if I'm in the mood...I am a cat after all. But don't you fret, if you want instant action from me.....TREATS are the answer. That's right, treats. "The One" must keep a variety of my favorite selections on-hand at all times. Variety is key. Everybody likes choices. Oh and I'm not looking for a party house. Don't get me wrong, have your friends over for a jamboree, but just don't expect me to join the fray. I do better in smaller crowds, hanging more with my homies and pals than meeting a ton of strangers and passerbys. I like to keep my social circle tight with a trusted few, so when you have large gatherings, I may hang back in a quiet room and take a nap until the party dies down.
Other ways my future human can please me is by showering me with lots of toys to play with, warm beds to cuddle up in and a nice spot near a window to watch birds and squirrels passing by. I feel my requests are simple. I'm fairly easy to please. But I'm looking for that purrrfect, furever "One".
I was thinking about appearing in a Bachelor-style reality series that features 20 human servants vying for my love and competing in a series of challenges to win my affection. I spoke to my managers at Lucky Black Cats and they said right now due to Covid-compliance, there are strict production protocols and it's not a good time to greenlight a pilot series. But don't worry, my agent at Lucky Black Cats is reviewing applications and then they'll whittle down my options to three lucky contestants and then upon meeting one another, hopefully I'll have an easy time selecting that furever "One". ARE YOU "THE ONE"? Fill out the application today!