Posted over 4 years ago | Updated 1 week ago
Alan has gotten on the EHarmony bandwagon too. The pups have woofed amongst themselves and have decided to take to their own paws to find their forevers. Here is Alan's. "See this dude decked out in tuxedo like style? Well that handsome guy is me! That's right. I am available to mingle and I am seeking a human companion. For life. I'm the real deal and I'm looking for a commitment. I've been in a commitment before and was dumped. Harsh!! So much for better or for worse, huh. So if you're just here to play around I'm not the dude for you. I like to take things slow. I'm a foodie and I'd prefer not to share. I like dogs that are like my buddy Butters here. Mellow and easy going, available for light play and snuggles. Yup that will do. A homebody looking for a buddy and/or two legged companions. That's me. I don't take up a lot of room and enjoy hanging out and scoping out the yard. Hoohoo cookout season is upon us!! If you are easy going, don't mind a walk now and then, are looking for a great listener and someone to chill with, hit me up! Please no pesky felines. And little kids. Bleh. No stinky, loud, small kids. They stress me out. I am a gentleman after all and common courtesy must be observed. No tail pulling, jumping on or unintelligible screaming for me. I have standards. Just being honest. Human kids mature slower than us handsome doggies after all. Our 7 years for each human year makes a difference. Did I mention that I am a catch? Come catch me. I have a great smile and a big heart to share. I'm also a great bed or couch warmer ;-) Love, Alan"