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Posted over 5 years ago
| Updated over 4 years ago
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My basic info
Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Color
Black & White or Tuxedo
Age
5 years 7 months old, Young
Sex
Male
Pet ID
–
Hair Length
short
My details
Shots current
Spayed / Neutered
Microchipped
My story
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Here's what the humans have to say about me:
In Bruce's own words:
"Greetings good sir or madam. I am called is Bruce Wayne. My human calls me that because
she thinks I have Batman’s “bat signal” on my nose but it is really a birthmark I got from my
mother. Silly human. I like to pretend she calls me that name because I am classy and refined,
like fine aged wine or bubbly champagne. I have been told that my mother, siblings, and I had
very impoverished beginnings, but due to the generosity of a fine benefactor, we have climbed
the ladder of society in record time. We went from starving and homeless to living in the lap of
luxury. I do not remember our humble beginnings, but mother tells me it was a quite difficult
experience.
I am quite dapper, if I do say so myself. I am mostly white with black spots, I have lovely
soulful yellow eyes, and let us not forget my adorable nose. My human says I am a tall drink of
water though I prefer the phrase statuesque. Yes, I know that term applies mostly to human
women, but when you look as good as I do, gender and species do not apply.
I love cuddles, long walks in the woods, cleaning myself, and eating fine foods. You can tell
when I really like something or am excited by the way I cannot control my tail. It looks like a
snake trying to quickly slither out of a basket. It makes my human laugh. I love doing
gravitational experiments, sleeping in my very own chair, and drinking water with my paw. I
dislike long belly rubs, loud noises, and being cold. Warm blankets and laps are GREAT, but my
favorite things are high places like pine and cat trees. Also, I love my mother very much. I love
the way she licks my head and lets me know that I am a very good boy. I am going to miss her
when I find my forever home, but, alas, all kittens must grow and leave the house. I will not
leave and be a disappointment to the family since she has raised me to be a cat of
sophistication. I love my human, as well. I make her believe she cuddles me a little too much,
but I let her continue doing it because I secretly love it, too. Do not tell her! I must remain aloof
to keep my reputation as a clever cat of the world.
I would really love to get to know someone who will love me as much or more than my
mother and human love me. I realize that will be a difficult task, but I truly believe, with my
whole heart, that my forever person is out there. I know he or she is looking for me, so I am
patiently waiting. If you think you are my forever person, contact OTIS so we can finally meet
and begin our life together. I cannot wait (though I probably won't show it until I know you better!).
