Posted over 10 years ago
Hello,
I have a serious question for you. Are you prepared for the imminent zombie uprising? What's that?You didn't know anything about it? Well, you're gonna need a guy like me to help you get ready! I can teach you everything you'll need to know! Such as:
* Zombie Defence Tactics
* Team Leadership
* Survival Camping
* So, Your Best Friend is Trying to Eat You
* Sustainable Gardening
* Search and Rescue Dos and Don'ts
* Communications
* What to do when Carl Won't Stay in the House (or WCWSH for short)
* Marksmanship
* And Much, Much More!
If you stick with me and follow my lead, we'll be sure to survive! Oh! and I hope it's ok if I bring my wife, Lori with me...She is very pretty and she loves to give out tons of kisses!
PLEASE NOTE THAT RICK GRIMES IS AT OUR PINE STREET SHELTER.
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