Posted over 10 years ago
You may know me from my appearances in The X-Men as the super villain that bends metals to his will. But did you know that I can manipulate other matter as well? Namely, the human heart. When you first meet me, you will feel your chest swell with love. You will also notice an irresistible urge to giggle at my antics. This is all part of my master plan to escape this place! I must find what you mortals call a, "forever home" to plot my next masterstroke of diabolical domination! To maintain my cover, I will fill your home with kisses, cuddles, and other k9 merriment. Our bond will last a lifetime in your mortal years! No one will be aware of our plot!
JK! I'm just a goofy dog that needs a home! come meet me today and I'll know your socks off!
PLEASE NOTE THAT MAGNETO IS AT OUR PINE STREET SHELTER.
PLEASE CHECK STATUS BEFORE FILLING OUT AN APPLICATION TO MAKE SURE THEE IS NOT AN ADOPTION PENDING.